I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
Rodney DangerfieldMy cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
Rodney DangerfieldI can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them smaller. Things that make them bigger. Then they meet a man and they want truth.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
Rodney Dangerfield