I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
Rodney DangerfieldNever guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
Rodney Dangerfield