I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.