You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
Rodney DangerfieldDad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife had her driversโ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
Rodney Dangerfield