You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"