I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch