The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
I don't get no respect
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.