At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
My wife gives good headache.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.