I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
Rodney DangerfieldThe sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
Rodney Dangerfield