My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.