I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.

I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.

My wife gives good headache.