School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.