What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.