Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.