My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.