Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.
We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.
I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.