I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
Rodney DangerfieldI walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
Rodney DangerfieldMy car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
Rodney DangerfieldMy cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
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