Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."
My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles