I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.