It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.

To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.

My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.

Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.