My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.