Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.