I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.

When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.

I don't get no respect

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.