I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.
With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.