Man, who don't like spaghetti?
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
I was a poster child... for birth control!
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.