Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
Rodney DangerfieldWhat a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.
Rodney Dangerfield