I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
Rodney DangerfieldBetter to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
Rodney DangerfieldOh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Rodney Dangerfield