I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.