We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
Rodney DangerfieldI once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
Rodney DangerfieldWhen you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
Rodney Dangerfield