I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.