I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
Rodney DangerfieldIn the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney DangerfieldWhat a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
Rodney Dangerfield