With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

I can't get no respect.

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.