One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.
Rodney DangerfieldI remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'
Rodney Dangerfield