I can't get no respect.
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.