She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.
The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.
With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.