When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.