Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

Man, who don't like spaghetti?

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.