My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
Rodney DangerfieldI went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
Rodney DangerfieldOnce when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.
Rodney Dangerfield