Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.

I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.

You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.