I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
Rodney DangerfieldWe learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
Rodney DangerfieldI once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
Rodney Dangerfield