My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.