I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?