My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.