I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
Rodney DangerfieldYou live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.
Rodney DangerfieldI was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
Rodney DangerfieldYou live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.
Rodney Dangerfield