My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.