To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.
Rodney DangerfieldI once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
Rodney DangerfieldIn the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney DangerfieldIf I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.
Rodney Dangerfield