It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
Rodney DangerfieldDo ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
Rodney Dangerfield