I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".

My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

My wife gives good headache.

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.