There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.