Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.