My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
Rodney DangerfieldWhat a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
Rodney Dangerfield