Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
Rodney DangerfieldI once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
Rodney Dangerfield