When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
Rodney DangerfieldI asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
Rodney Dangerfield