I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?

I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.