I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife had her driversโ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
Rodney DangerfieldEvery time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'
Rodney Dangerfield