I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
Rodney DangerfieldI asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
Rodney Dangerfield