I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
Rodney DangerfieldEveryone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife had her driversโ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
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