I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.