What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.