My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.