My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.