When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.