We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
Rodney DangerfieldEvery time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'
Rodney Dangerfield