My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

My wife gives good headache.