What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
Rodney DangerfieldI came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.
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