I like southern girls. They talk so slow that by the time they say no, I made it already.
Rodney DangerfieldI was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
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