I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.