All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.