I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.