She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
My wife had her driversโ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.