If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.