I don't get no respect
Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.
You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.
When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.