Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.