A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
Rodney DangerfieldI was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
Rodney Dangerfield