I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
Rodney DangerfieldWomen my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
Rodney DangerfieldI have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
Rodney Dangerfield