Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.

A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!