You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .