I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.