I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.
Rodney Dangerfield