I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
My wife gives good headache.
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.