I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
Rodney Dangerfield