Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
Rodney DangerfieldI was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
Rodney Dangerfield