The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.

You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.

A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.