Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
Rodney DangerfieldI've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?
Rodney DangerfieldWomen my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
Rodney Dangerfield