Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
Rodney DangerfieldOne day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
Rodney DangerfieldI've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
Rodney Dangerfield