And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.