Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
I don't get no respect, no respect at all!
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.