I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.