I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
Rodney DangerfieldFor Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."
Rodney Dangerfield