What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
Man, who don't like spaghetti?
I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.