I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

I can't get no respect.

I have three kids, one of each.

I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.