Man, who don't like spaghetti?
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.
It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.