My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.