All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife had her driversโ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
Rodney DangerfieldI once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
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