My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
Rodney DangerfieldI'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
Rodney DangerfieldI got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I quit. Then I got married and sold aluminum siding. My wife had problems physically. It was not good.
Rodney Dangerfield