She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark